Whats up people?! Everyone ready for the holiday break? I know I am. But before we all go on that great little adventure to reality with the rest of the world, I wanted to introduce you to our new “Shit Show Scale”.
Yep, the Shit Show Scale will be a measurement for all the super awesome pay to play teams we all love.
So, moving forward, certain articles will have a shit show scale measuring these embarrassing teams on a 1 to 10 scale. One “Shit Show” measurement being just a bad organization, and ten “Shit Show” units meaning you need to run like hell before someone actually shits in your hat.
Here is our measurement icon;
Doesn’t it give you that warm comforting feeling of having just taken a really satisfying dump? Ha Ha Ha
So yeah, look for this little fella to premier this week with a very special story on some very special teams!
See ya real soon bitches!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.