The Death Pool – Its Not Junior Hockey When….

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It looks like this is becoming a pretty damn popular feature with readers based on how many emails we are getting on team now.  Some is so good, but we need a little proof on stuff folks.  Just bitching about things isn’t proof.  Pictures, documents, video, or multiple people saying the same thing is what we need.

So, on those notes, we got the following;

Its not junior hockey when your game jerseys consist of practice jerseys with no logo on front, and heat press numbers on the back.  That dear friends is called shit show grade operating.

Its not junior hockey when those same shit show practice jerseys get name bar’s put on them in February!  February?  It took that long to get name bar’s?  Sure.  I believe that about as much as I believe the freakin cable guy will get here between 11 and 1.  Ha Ha Ha

Its not junior hockey when your head coach gets caught messaging your 17 year old sister on Facebook.  When your Dad reports it to the team owners, the owners response is “it’s legal, what do you want me to do?”!  That’s just messed up shit.

It’s not junior hockey when your assistant coach asks you to run an pick up pizza’s for lunch, and he lets you barrow his car.  When you get in the car you notice a bag of pot in the passenger seat.  Yeah, there’s nothing that can be said about this to make it funny.  Just too stupid.

Its not junior hockey when on the way home from a road trip the team bus pulls over to get gas and the credit card has been cancelled.  Sitting in a gas station parking lot until a parent can wire a couple hundred bucks Western Union cause the owners phone was shut off and he cant be reached!  Oh yeah, this is for real people.

Its not junior hockey when your coach blames a lack of players on the current players he has not winning games.  Not that only having ten skaters would mean they cant compete.

Its not junior hockey when your team folds, and when you go to pick up your equipment that you paid for, all that is left in your stall is your skates and your gitch.

Ahhhhhh yes, keep those stories coming in people.  We love this shit.  info@thejuniorhockeynews.com

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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