The Death Pool – Its Not Really Junior Hockey When….

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It looks like you guys like this new little sub series we got going here.  Lots of emails from players, parents and now coaches!  Hell yeah boys lets get these great stories out there!

So, without further delay…..

Its not junior hockey when your NA3HL team’s bus driver brings his dog on the bus for a road trip.

Its really not junior hockey when your bus drivers dog takes a shit in the middle of the floor and your bus driver doesn’t pull over to clean it up.  Yep, just let it sit there and stink up the bus!  Now that’s some real shit there!  Ha Ha Ha

Its not junior hockey when your NA3HL coach calls out the forwards on your team for not being able to score goals when your top defenseman is minus five in the first two periods of the game!  Yep, blame it on the goal scoring.  Ha Ha Ha

The Wichita Thunder in the WSHL getting out scored by an average of 9 goals per game are not really a junior hockey team.  No, sorry, that is not junior hockey.

The Cheyenne Stampede?  Really?  Stampede to what?  The only stampede this team is making is to the refrigerator because this team sure isn’t stampeding to the playoff being out scored by about 8 goals per game.

The College Station Spirit in the NA3HL being outscored by around 7 goals per game should not be considered a junior hockey team.  Really, its embarrassing what that shit show is doing.

The NA3HL’s Bozeman Icedogs and Roc City Royals are about as relevant to junior hockey as a pile of dog shit is to ice cream.

The Long Beach Sharks and Rochester Icehawks might be too busy eating the above mentioned “ice cream” to play hockey.  Ha Ha Ha

Its not junior hockey when you have to dress and allow two goalies to skate out to play defense in order to actually play a game!

Its not junior hockey when you are on the Kalkaska Rhinos playing with 8 skaters. Seriously guys, if this is your team you need to just walk away before you or someone else gets a career ending injury.

Its really not junior hockey when you are on the Tri City Icehawks and the above mentioned Kalkaska Rhinos kick the shit out of you with 8 skaters and Tri City had 16.  Seriously you dummies got out shot 79 to 21?  What an embarrassment!

Finally.  Its not junior hockey when after you just lose your third game in three nights, you get on the bus home to find that because the owner is broke, you have to split a 6 inch sub with your team mate.  Yes.  Splitting 6 inch subs for a post game meal!

Stick around.  I think we got a team taking the deep sleep….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.