The Death Pool – Its Not Really Junior Hockey When….

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Happy Monday everyone.  I hope you are all enjoying the season so far.  Well I mean I hope all of you who made good team choices this year are enjoying the season!  Ha Ha Ha  For those of you who just called me an asshole for writing that….you got no one to blame but yourselves and your shitty choices!  Ha Ha Ha

So yeah, I have been getting an ass load of emails with some awesome stories lately.  I thought I would share a few from the Tier III shit show files and make it a semi regular piece.  Called

Its Not Junior Hockey When…..

Its not junior hockey when you are driving down the highway and the front door of your bus falls off because the freakin bungee cords keeping it on the rest of the bus broke!

Its not junior hockey when your coach is talking to players about how he is banging one of the billet moms while her husband is at work.

Its not junior hockey when one of your team mates gets caught banging his billet mom who just happens to be your real mom.

Its not junior hockey when you have 4 or 5 goalies on your team.

Its not junior hockey when you regularly have to get replacement players just to put a dozen or so skaters on the ice.

Its not junior hockey when you regularly lose games by double digits.

Its not junior hockey when the parents out number the actual paying fans in the stands.

Its not junior hockey when you have to purchase your own stick ad sock tape.

Its not junior hockey when the team owner calls a paying parent an asshole for complaining about how shitty the team is being run.

And last but not least……

Its not junior hockey when you schedule a scrimmage with a below average U-18 AAA team and you get your ass kicked by more than 10 goals before your coach takes the team off the ice!

And yes folks, all this shit has actually happened in the last few weeks.  Stick around, I have a feeling we got a death notice coming this week from another super awesome development program! Ha Ha Ha

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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