The Death Pool – Special Report – Brampton Royals Gone But Not Forgotten

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Yes in deed.  We got some shit cookin now don’t we.  Bodies on the floor everywhere, and still we got more than a dozen teams left on life support!  Yeah that’s right, we still got a dozen teams hanging on by a thread and a prayer.

But lets say good bye to the Brampton Royals.  Though we hardly knew you, we will say so long.

Yeah, we hardly knew you because you didn’t have a freakin roster!  Ohhhhh shit, yeah, and well your head coach quit and went to a different team.

But how could we forget the absolute dumbest business name in hockey history.  Where Your Mouth Is Athletics.  Are you freakin kidding me?  Where the hell did you dumb asses come up with this name?  Did you get all messed up one day and slap together a bunch of words from fortune cookies?

Then we had the recycled logo from the old CIHL shit show Sudbury Royals.  Brilliant move there boys.  Yep, nothing says professional organization like recycling a logo from a failed team in a failed league.

Keep up they great work and you to could be chopping meat at Sobey’s in Barry’s Bay.  Ha Ha Ha  Little CIHL humor there kids.

The good news for these dummies is they get another chance at life.  Yep, they are being taught how to run a team by people who are actually running a team!  Go figure.  An internship and training on how to do things.  Now that’s a pretty damn good idea.

Maybe this CPJHL group has an edge on things.  Make new owners do an internship with existing owners before they are awarded a new franchise?  Now that is an innovative concept!

Stick around kids, we got some stories coming up that are sure to piss some of you off.  You know, those stories that kind of expose the truth about shit.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.