The Death Pool – Special Report – Death Watch Update

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Just a little follow up from our 29 team death bed watch.  Since the first article, we have had a few kick the bucket, and a few that were hiding in the weeds get killed off or kidnapped too.

Yep, nothin to see here folks, everything is just freakin awesome with Tier 3 hockey.  Good stuff going on here.  Games being played and we just keep chugging along.

So here is a little update for ya.  I am workin on a few others that may be reporting some bullshit roster numbers too.  Yep, I should have more on that in a few days.  Meanwhile, if your team is on this list, yeah, well your screwed…..

EHL Premier (lower EHL division) – Central Penn Panthers 14 skaters and 3 goalies

EHL Valley Jr Warriors Premier (lower EHL division) – 11 skaters 2 goalies

GMHL Windsor Aces – Windsor has one hockey team they don’t need this crap

GMHL London Lakers – a new level of stink on shit

GMHL Wiarton Schooners – circling the toilet bowl

GMHL Fergus Force – bad ideas in the beginning are bad ideas a few months later

NA3 Bozeman Ice Dogs – with 5 goalies you know this is a freakin shit show

NA3 College Station Spirit – 13 skaters and 3 goalies stinkin up the local arena near you

NA3 Wausau River Wolves – 14 skaters 3 goalies waiting for the slaughter

USPHL Tri City Ice Hawks – 13 skaters and 2 goalies lining up for firing a firing squad

On a positive note, expansion franchises are on sale 2 for 1 until the end of the week.  Suddenly there is an over abundance of teams for rock bottom prices!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.