The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Dayton Falcons Are Dead

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Golly gee whiz.  Those Dayton Falcons/Cincinnati Thunder have just up and vanished!  How the hell does that happen?

I mean, after repeatedly getting the shit kicked out of them, being utterly incompetent on and off the ice surely should buy you some more time.  Shouldn’t it?

Ohhhhh damn.  Wait a minute.  You mean the NA3HL used a recycled NA3HL wash out to operate this Dayton disaster?

Ohhhhhh shit.  You mean that after the last disaster that this person was involved with became total embarrassment, the league let him be involved again?  Damn that’s a serious lack of quality control don’t you think?

Nick Poe.  One more donkey that should never be allowed near any team operations ever again.  Every team this guy has touched has gone to shit.  From minor pro to junior, its a wasteland left behind.  From one train wreck to another, this guy has got to have used his last of 9 lives!

But hey, the NA3 was able to keep the schedule together for a couple weeks before it all went to hell.  Right boys?

How about all the players and parents who are now screwed?  How about how it makes the almighty NA3 development pipeline look?  Maybe its time to start saying “no” to expansion?

Dayton.  Who ever approved Dayton should be fired.  Who ever approved Nick Poe should be fired.  Seriously, every hockey team that goes to Dayton, goes to Dayton to die.  Its not a hockey market.  Square peg meet round hole.

Ohhhhh how the mighty NA3HL has fallen in 2017.  Teams dropping dead like flies this year.  More teams with low rooster numbers just barely getting by.  Hmmmmmm you think maybe people are figuring out that its not the best path to the NAHL?

Did the league come out and make an announcement?  No.  They didn’t say shit.  Just sweep it under the rug.  Remove the team logo from the website and team listing, and no one will notice.  Yeah, that says professional operation doesn’t it?

But hey, lets sell some more expansion teams for next year.  At $150,000 we have to keep those franchise fee’s rolling in you know.

Read that again.  $150,000 grand to operate a pay to play junior hockey team in an over saturated junior hockey market.  Yeah, that makes about as much sense as calling a pound of cow shit a pound of brownies.

See ya soon.  We got more on the way.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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