The Death Pool – Special Report – Notes From The Court House

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You know some people actually email me saying I am too hard on people?  Seriously.  I got a whining email the other day from some Tier III parents saying I was too hard on their NA3HL team the last few weeks.

One set of parents saying how their team promised them a call up to their NAHL affiliate team, and that because of it they knew their 20 year old son would play NCAA D-1 next year.  Yeah, now wipe all that coffee you just spit out of your mouth off your computer screen and stop laughing!

So anyway, we got us a whole new crop of dumbasses.  You know, the kind of dip shits that are either sick, stupid or both.  Thankfully the parade of dummies never seems to end.  So lets take a look at some of the newest………

Lets hear it for sick shit Philip Jason Hartwig, now the former assistant coach of East Grand Forks, and President of the East Grand Forks Hockey Association.  This sicko was arrested the other day for basically trying to forcibly rape a 15 year old girl.

The complaint says Hartwig touched the breasts of a minor female multiple times and the female told him to stop while she attempted to push and kick him away.

That’s right.  She had to push and kick him away.  This isn’t some misunderstanding about brushing up against someone.  This is an alleged physical attack.  Hmmmmm I wonder what Phillip is gonna do when he runs into some of those upstanding citizens who like to engage with child molesters in the joint?

How about Tyler Curtis.  Another sick shit from Kitchener Ontario who didn’t get caught for his sexual crime for more than a decade!  Curtis is a Catholic school teacher, or should I say “was”?

Lets not forget to mention the five shit bags being charged with more than 100 counts in Bloomington Illinois.  Bloomington?  Yeah, you know, the home of the USHL team.

The five people charged include, John Butler, Bart Rogers, Paul Grazar, Kelly Klein, and Jay Laesch.  These guys were in charge of the arena the USHL played out of, and they ran concessions too!

But it gets better.  Buttler and Rogers are also minority owners of the SPHL’s Peoria Rivermen!  Welcome to the Death Pool douche bags!

Last but not least, lets hear a nice round of applause for the former Owners and Managers of the GMHL’s Orangeville Ice Crushers.  After being found guilty in a fairly long trial for manufacturing marijuana, all they got were some fines.

Yes.  Only fines.  Turns out that pot isn’t a big deal in Ontario any more.  Court officers were seen Dabbing while on lunch break.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening