The Death Pool – Special Report – The GMHL Putting The Shit In “Shit Shows”

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Hey boys, hows it goin up there in the “G” Show?  Freakin awesome huh?  Cashin checks and chargin credit cards!  Hell yeah!

Did you donkeys think I forgot about you?  Ha Ha Ha  Did you think I was too busy with the NCPHL disaster?  Not a freakin chance!

So, lets all get up to speed on the 23 team financial disaster known as the “G”, shall we?

The Wiarton Schooners are taking on water.  Yep, this shit show team has lost every game giving up double digit goals against to start the season!  Being out scored on the season by a 62 to 6 margin must be great for morale and recruiting!  Someone needs to shit can this joke of an organization quickly.

Then we got the Fergus Farts, oooops I mean Fergus Force.  Only two games in the books so far, but this train wreck is already being out scored by a 20 to 2 margin!  Ahhhhh yes, nothing says success like being out scored by ten to one!  Love the defensive scheme being employed by coaching staff! Ha Ha Ha

How about the Windsor Duces?  Duce as in leaving the stink of a fresh duce on the ice each night.  Ohhhhhhh sorry, I meant Windsor Aces.  Yeah well, starting out cancelling game one blaming import player issues and then playing your next game with only two import players smells a lot like bullshit to me.  But hey, you got to do what you can to survive when delivering a turd don’t you?

Ahhhhhh yes.  The “G” baby.  Where referee’s are just as likely to fight as the players.  Where coaches will say anything to sign a player, and owners will give away the farm in order to say they have a hockey team.

The good news….. Yes, there is good news.  Now, since the NCPHL has folded, the “G” show can now reclaim the title of worst junior hockey league in North America.

Stick around everyone, we got an update on the Intensive Care unit coming up.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.