The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier 3 Teams Want An Apology

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So, it looks like some Tier III teams want an apology from me because I am too hard on them.  Yeah, you know like I am supposed to say I am sorry for telling the truth?  Like the boss is going to even let me apologize for anything we report that’s factual?!

In case you missed the picture on the front page, here is your apology;

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When you don’t announce your player signings, I am going to call you out.  When you don’t announce your schedule, I am going to call you out.  When you don’t announce anything of substance, but you keep trying to ask kids to fork over thousands of dollars to fund your fantasy, I am going to call you out.

Yep, getting close to mid August and teams don’t have their schedules out.  They don’t have player signings announced, and all the high level programs are either done or will be done signing players this week.

All those teams running around saying they are waiting for Tier II cuts are not going to make it.  That’s right, all you guys telling kids you’re gonna get players from the NAHL can forget it.  Those NAHL cut players were already spoken for by the NA3HL.

So here is your fair and final warning dummies…..

I work on this shit all year.  I watch all of you all year.  I keep track of all your announcements, all of your releases, and take screen shots of everything.  So, when ya get caught, you get caught, just deal with it.

All you boys out there who haven’t done your job all summer, I got you on a list.  All you pretenders, I got you on a list too.  I don’t care what league you belong to, what sanctioning body you are a part of, or who your “friends” are who will stop supporting TJHN if I write something about you.

Now, lets all sit back and enjoy the freakin tidal wave of teams going under that is about to come.  They are holding out, they are trying to figure out how to avoid getting caught, but its coming.  And when it comes, I am grabbing my surf board and riding that bitch from dawn to dusk.

Stay tuned folks, because there aint no apologies here….Oh yeah, and the Black List is back tomorrow bitches!!!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.