The Death Pool – Special Report – Wisconsin Muskies Out Of Spooner

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Ahhhhh yes.  Spring has sprung and we already got bodies hitting the freshly thawed dirt!  I love this shit.

So, the Wisconsin Muskies…….

What can we say that hasn’t been rumored and talked about throughout the entire year.  Seriously, if salacious rumors were dollars, we would all be freakin rich!

For those not in the know, the Muskies were an expansion franchise.  A pay to play expansion franchise that is.

Thing is though, it turns out that players weren’t actually paying to play in most cases.  Turns out that players were getting free rides because the team couldn’t recruit any other way!  Yep.  Nothing says desperation like a free ride to fill a roster.

It gets better though.

There were all kinds of rumors circulating about how the team actually got funded.  The details, are so seedy I wont even write about them because it may hurt some families.  Seriously just some screwed up shit.

So now, after finishing the year just above .500 the Muskies have been kicked out of the Spooner ice arena.

Why would anyone kick out a winning team?  Ohhhhhh shit yeah well a winning team aint paying the bills when it cant collect tuition from players in a pay to play league.

So what happened to all that gate money from those big crowds?  Another mystery.

turns out the Muskies have now tried to move down the road to another arena.  That aint shaping up so well for them either.  Not likely to happen according to several sources in Wisconsin.

One and done for this shit show?  In Northern Wisconsin it sure looks like it.  But hey, they can always relocate.  Nothing says successful operation than having to relocate after your first season.  First freakin class there!

Stick around we got some more good shit coming next week!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.