Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself I shall not fear myself. Ha Ha Ha Ohhhh hell yeah. Its that time of year again! Its killing season in the pay to play hockey ranks. Clean up on aisle six, I spilled some formaldehyde.
The Western States Hockey League. Beautiful team locations, virtually unlimited import players, and some ridiculously long bus trips. But hey, they got some sweet ass dressing rooms!
So yeah, the WSHL lost three teams for sure over the last week or so. I know, its hard to believe there are problems for pay to play teams. Go figure. I mean with all the expansion this year, everyone should doing great!
The steaming pile of shit also known as the West Sound Warriors were the first to get flushed. Relocated, and new ownership and this thing still cant be successful. Maybe someone needs to get a clue that there aint enough lipstick in America to paint that pig.
Then came the Springfield Express. Ahhhhh yes. What can we say about that organization that hasn’t been said with a new car from ownership. Ohhhhh shit. You guys haven’t heard those stories? Maybe that’s a whole other article……
Finally, the perennial powerhouse Idaho Icecats, formerly known as the Junior Steelheads were also killed off. Well they were killed off for what may be just a season as their head coach is rumored to have left for another position at a prep school or something.
Three down. But hey, they did add two from the former RMJHL shit show, so really its only a net loss of one. Then again, the WSHL is adding the Western Provinces Hockey Association this year, and the rumored six new teams up there actually make this group larger by five.
So now, if you follow that math, and you add in expansion in other leagues in Canada and the United States you got yourself a recipe for a virtual hurricane of a shit storm of teams folding up shop this summer!
Hang on to your asses, its about to get going….
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.