Happy Monday morning everyone! Ahhhhh yes, can you smell what’s in the air? It’s called panic, and panic has a very special smell. Kinda like someone sharting their pants, and they got a cold so they cant smell how bad they sharted. Yeah, you know someone who did that before didn’t you! Ha Ha Ha
So, what’s up with the Wiarton Rock in the GMHL?
Ohhhhhhh not much. I mean not much if you just disregard players that don’t exist being listed on the team roster. Not much if some players are asking to be removed from the roster because they wont be playing on the team. I mean that’s not much unless you only got 14 players listed on your roster to begin with, and if you take away 5 of them you are left with a total of 9!
Nahhhhhh nothin to see here kids.
Ohhhhhhh shit. Wait a minute. We all should have guessed this was gonna happen. I mean the Owner of this shit show is Tina Ziel! You know the same owner of the Grey Highlands Bravehearts that were one of the biggest jokes of the GMHL last year. Rumor is that his broth Joe Ziel is also involved.
I mean seriously boys and girls. How can this league allow for this group to own another team after the fiasco that they had last year?! WTF are these idiots thinking?!
But hey, maybe they paid for another franchise right?! I mean you got to keep those franchise fee’s rolling in right Ken and Bob?
Hmmmmmmm I wonder how many other teams are in the same boat? You know, that boat that’s freakin sinking and you dummies keep giving them money to bail them out.
Lets keep those tips coming in kids. Notice a team suddenly not on a league site? Notice a change in schedule that looks suspicious? See a player that was alleged to sign with one team suddenly signing with another? Let me know.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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