The Death Pool – Charlie Pens Is At It Again

We just love it when some of the biggest shit heads refuse to go away, or pop up with new and exciting programs to get parents to five them thousands of dollars and they receive a bag full of elephant shit!

A Charlie Pens Advising and Team Placement Customer

Hey Charlie Pens, how you been doing? Long time no see you scum bag.

Charlie Pens first appeared on the Black List here on TJHN three years ago as an Adviser to avoid. Charging between five and ten thousand a player for his services depending on how much he thinks he can get away with.

Charlie next appeared on TJHN with his incredible junior team the Delaware Lightning. You remember that shit show? No. Of course not because they never played a freakin game. Refresher story here.

Now it seems old Charlie is pulling the same bullshit with his Delaware Prep team. Yeah, all of the inflated billing, and unfulfilled promises are back in action.

Who rosters 20 year old players on a “Prep” team and plays against JV teams? Charlie Pens does.

Who gets suspended for rules violations and doesn’t show up for a month but claims he was injured? Charlie Pens does.

Who gets kicked out of nearly every rink in Delaware except his home rink? Charlie Pens does.

Who try’s to make players and parents sign “non disclosure” agreements so they cant talk to the press about him? Charlie Pens does.

Who has parents and players sign contracts for one amount of money, and then later goes back and bills them for more money outside of the contract calling it “supplementary payment schedule”? Charlie Pens does.

So lets be clear on a few very basic rules.

Coaches can not be “Advisers”. It is a conflict of interest. This is one of the most basic rules in Junior or AAA hockey. It is not only against the rules, it is unethical.

Charlie thinks he is a coach, adviser, team owner, and hockey expert. In fact he is a small time hustler who prey’s on unsuspecting and uneducated parents.

Anyone involved with Charlie or knowing someone who is involved with Charlie has a duty to tell them the truth. Not one success story can be directly attributed to anything this person has done in hockey. Can we be any more clear for you.

But hey, what do we know. We only get the emails and proof to back all of these items up for publication. Just ask the parents we get them from who already paid the price for you.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.