The Death Pool – GMHL Drugs And Coruption Run Wild

Monday, you think the GMHL guys worry about each Monday and whether or not they will be the subject of a Death Pool?  Nahhh these guys are too stupid to even realize how stupid they actually are.

The New Tech Civics.  A team that went from owning the shit show GMHL to just another GMHL shit show.

I wonder if that had anything to do with all the pot being smoked on the team?  Hmmmmmm You think that might have something to do with performance?

Maybe it has something to do with the owners, who don’t know shit about hockey, poking their noses into everything?

Maybe it has something to do with over charging for billet fee’s so they can keep an extra fifty buck a month per player?

How about those Visa’s?  You know the ones promised to players for school?  The same ones that the team screws them out of if the player doesn’t sign a contract for the following season?  Yeah, its all about the kids and education eh boys?

When a team goes from losing only five games in a year, to being just barely above .500 you got problems.  You think that starts with ownership?  Yeah maybe.

Its ok though.  Just roll another joint and forget all about it.  The owners may as well do it since that’s what the players like to do.  Yep, its a blunt heaven in Alliston Ontario!  Its looking like smoking pot is almost mandatory in the GMHL.  Smoking, growing, selling, yeah pretty much anything goes with this group of donkeys.

How are all those fake college commitments going for you guys?  You know, the ones where the kid never plays a game?  Or the ones where you say they are an NCAA commit and they are really an ACHA commit?

The “G Show” is a freakin joke people.  Anyone sending their kid there deserves what happens to them.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.