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The Death Pool – GMHL Expanding To Fergus In 2017 With More Recycled Owners

Ahhhhhhh yes, its another wonderful Monday morning.  November is ending and the holiday break is only a few weeks away.  But here I am with an early gift from the GMHL.  What a nice surprise.

Lets hear a big round of applause for the Fergus Force.  Or should I say the Fergus FARCE by the time this “new” organization gets done steam rolling everyone in the community.

Do any of you city officials in Ontario look into the freaking league before allowing them into your buildings?  Or allowing them to run up bills and leave town?  Nahhhhhh why do something like that.  Rather take a chance on a shit show to sell that Sunday ice we got.  Great mindset there City of Fergus.

Marshall Uretsky, a man so deeply tied to the depths of the shit show that is the GMHL has the leagues Most Valuable Player award named after him!  Yeah you know like Ken and Bob have named other awards after themselves!  Like the little boys who need another ego stroke so they name an award after themselves.

Uretsky used to own the Toronto Moose in the “G show” and served as the “Director of Communications” after that team just went swimmingly well.  He did such a great job, and the “G” is such a great league that in 2015 the Town of Minto Ontario decided it wanted nothing to do with either coming to their city.

Its kind of like owning a sandwich shop and naming a sandwich for yourself that no one buys because it tastes like someone took a dump in your mouth.  You put it on the menu though and tell everyone its just delicious.

So now Fergus Ontario wont have a chance to get a real team in their town.  They lost the Junior C Devils at the end of the 2014-2015 season, a team with a history going back to the 1970’s.  Yep, we are just gonna light that history on fire now.

Uretsky might be a decent guy, but he is another recycled GMHL owner.  Someone who hasn’t been around recently, but someone who didn’t exactly set the world on fire with his success in the past.

Lets call this what it is.  The GMHL is desperate.  The ship is sinking, water is coming in, and they are calling in some old vets to help try to bail this thing out.

You know one thing that really pisses me off with the “G show”?  They try to call themselves Tier II or Junior A.  News flash for you donkeys, you got about 4 teams that could make the claim of being at that level.  That’s it.

Another thing that pisses me off is the absolute bullshit being made up about “scouting” the league has.  Lets be honest, the only time a scout comes in the door is when you got an all nude strip bar in between two arenas, and the scout makes a left hand turn instead of making a right hand turn to watch the OJHL.

Uht Oh though.  There might be a few other surprises coming around the bend for the GMHL family.  You might want to stop by tomorrow morning for some more great info on another “G show” team and how they treat their players who pay the bills.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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