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The Death Pool – GMHL Recycles Norfolk Ownership To Komoka And Gets Same Old Scams

Its another beautiful Monday isn’t it?  Sometimes, you just know on Friday that Monday is going to be just awesome!  I knew it last Friday when I watched some bullshit GMHL propaganda video and it mentioned existing owners adding new teams next year!

That’s right everyone, the shit show plans on expanding again.  But hey, it gets better.

In the video GMHL President Bob Russell talks about how good owners can have additional teams.  He said he thinks its a great idea!  Of course he thinks its a great idea!  This donkey has been doing it for years.  Move a shitty owner from one town to another, relocate a team, change the team name, you know, in general just do what ever the hell you have to do to keep the money coming in.

You remember Norfolk don’t you?  You know the team that didn’t even give the money they raised to the guy who needed a new prosthetic leg?  Yeahhhhhh now you remember.

News flash for you Bob, you got your former commissioner and serious scam artist for a former Commissioner pulling his old tricks in Komoka!  How about cleaning up the steaming pile of shit in the middle of your kitchen before you try baking this cake you want people to eat?

You know, Bob Bernstein.  Former GMHL Commissioner.  Former Owner of the Norfolk Vikings, oh yeah well that was supposed to be a silent ownership deal.  But see we got evidence of the scorched earth he left behind with his partner Mike Fish.  Ohhhhh shit yeah, Mike Fish just happens to be working under cover and informally with the new shit show Komoka Dragons that Bernstein owns!

Scamming their way across Ontario?  Is that the business model?

Of course the GMHL will deny it.  But we have confirmation from the Attorney who is suing them.  We have emails from players being scammed out of money too.  How about proof that the Norfolk Vikings money that was never paid to a bunch of vendors was actually siphoned off to Bernstein’s account?

Now we also have information the same scorched earth policy is in place in Komoka.  Yep, rumors of the bus company being owed money along with other vendors.

I wonder why Komoka had to forfeit that game on their home rink last week?  I am sure it had nothing to do with anything they did.  Right, and unicorns are being farmed in Bob Russell’s back yard.

Speaking of magical things like Unicorns, Bob Russell was over heard by a source at a GMHL game the other night saying he was going to bring in Gandalf the White to help with things.  Bob apparently has lost touch with reality and thinks some movies may actually be real.  I mean its pretty clear you cant get closer to a real life operation shown in Slap Shot than the shit show he is operating!

But here’s to the GMHL as I raise my cup of coffee.  Without your massive and never ending parade of stupidity all of our lives would be just a little less entertaining.  Here’s to your never ending quest of ways to scam money from people thinking the GMHL might actually be a real respected league.  Here’s to the never ending stream of absolute idiots willing to pay for franchise’s.

And here is to the eventual 2016-2017 GMHL Champion.  We recognize your championship.  We just hope you recognize that you finish in first place in the shittiest league in the world.  Yep, that is some great distinction.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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