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The Death Pool – GMHL Up To Some Sneaky Stuff To Save Teams

You know, I just love Mondays.  Seriously, while a lot of people in hockey are scratching their heads on Monday mornings I am usually laughing my ass off with my coffee.

I love looking up GMHL scores pretty much every day.  Its always good for a laugh.  Seriously, try it next time you feel a little down.  You look at that shit show and everything else in the world seems to be going just perfectly! Ha Ha Ha

So, when we got a tip the other day, I just had to follow up on it.

Just for a little background, I know the boys in the GMHL come and read our little site here on a daily basis.  Good Morning Donkeys.  And I know it drives some people in the league bat shit crazy that I get the good on them and put it out there.  In fact they blame us for all their troubles in life.  Yeah, nothing like living in denial.

So we get this tip that the “brain trust” of GMHL owners and operators at the World Hockey Centre made a unilateral decision on how to help save Bracebridge and Tottenham from folding.

The decision…….

Every team in the GMHL is now allowed to lend Bracebridge and Tottenham as many players as needed on a nightly basis in order to keep the teams from folding.

Yep.  Sign to play on one team and then pay, and then because your league if such a joke, you get to play against the team you are paying to play on!!!!!

That’s right mommies and daddies spend your money.  Spend it so your kid can practice with his team all week and then play against the same team on Friday night!  Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!

What happens when one of these kids injures his own damn team mate by accident?  How’s that gonna float in the dressing room on Monday?  What happens when one teammate fights another teammate in the heat of the game?  How’s that gonna fly on Monday?

Seriously, who the hell makes this shit up?

Integrity to the game anyone?  Yeah, if you think for a second that players are going to try to compete against their “real team” the one they pay to be on, and potentially damage that teams win loss record your a moron too.

Any player who volunteers or accepts this bullshit assignment to another team is an even bigger idiot then the people asking or ordering him to do it.

So, you GMHL Donkeys that are reading this, I am hopping that all players you ask to do this say no.

That’s right kids, you should say no.  Say no because its the right thing to do.  Say no because you should never become part of covering up someone else’s mistakes.  Say no because when you look back at your junior hockey experience some day, you want to look back and say you stayed true to the game.

Then again, you would get to play again for all you dummies sitting on the bench.  Then again, if you would go play for another team against your own team, you’re probably a guy that would make out with his sister and think that was cool too.

People asking you to do this are not ethical.  They do not care about the game.  They do not care about you.  They don’t even care enough about their own league to get rid of the dead weight and make the league stronger.  They only care about money.  And if you keep paying for bullshit and wonder why you have a bad taste in your mouth every morning, you got no one to blame but yourself.

Then again, your sister is kinda hot and I would make out with her.  Why not, everyone else has.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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