The Death Pool – GMHL Year End Wrap Up


Ohhhhh yeah mommies and daddies, we are almost to the new year!  What a better way to celebrate the new year than to look back and reflect on the year that was.  I mean, it was just freakin awesome wasn’t it?  Well that is unless you are the GMHL!  Ha Ha Ha

Remember how these morons were talking about having 40 teams at the end of last year?  Remember how it was going to be 30 teams by the time late spring rolled around?  Yeah, good times.  Expansion.  The smell of blossoming flowers, and the renewal of life going on.  Yep, just a beautiful time of year.

Ohhhhhhh shit.  Sorry folks, got carried away with all that happy stuff for a second.  Well you know, kinda like the GMHL did with all their bullshit!  It just happens some times.

How many GMHL teams did we lose?  We had six teams up and disappear!  Shocking I know.  But hey, it made for some great reading didn’t it?

Six teams who totally screwed over players, parents and the communities they were in.  Hundreds of thousands of dollars!  Seriously, it takes some real stupid people to screw shit up that bad.  Then again how smart are they when they sign up to actually pay for a franchise?!

Special investigative reporting found pictures of City Officials who granted leases to these shit show operators out in public cleaning up their messes;

gmhl3Look for similar scenes taking place in current and future GMHL cities across Ontario.  Yep, the “executives” are out now, looking for more great locations to set up shop.  More fantastic owners, to run up bills before closing shop or leaving town.

Its time to give thanks though.  Seriously, I would like to thanks all the freakin stupid parents who keep giving these idiots money.  I would like to thank all the GMHL owners and potential owners for being so inexplicably stupid that you continue to give me material to bomb you with.

Who am I missing?  Oh shit.  How could I forget to thank Bob and Ken.  Seen pictured here together at an executive meeting;

gmhl5Seriously, who wouldn’t want to do business with these two fine looking professional businessmen?!

Enjoy the holidays everyone!  And if you are one of the smart kids who isn’t returning to your GMHL shit show, let me know so I can be ready for the few teams to fold that are already on life support!  Got lawsuits, I want those too.  How about some good pot growing stories?

Seriously, I love these idiots!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.