The Death Pool – GMHL’s Fergus Force Take The Money And Fold

Ohhhhhh yeah.  Sometimes its like I can predict the future!  Its like I have been talking about the Fergus Farce or Fergus Force since the shit show was first announced.

How many of you parents think I am an asshole now?  Still think I am just picking on the GMHL teams?  Yeah, maybe I might just know a thing or two about that freakin shit show of a league huh?

So yeah, like the owner has done before, the Fergus shit show Force have folded up their tent, taken all their money and gotten the hell out of dodge.

Now if this sounds familiar, or like history is repeating itself, its because it is history repeating itself!  But hey, everyone was supposed to trust the former league official right?  Like he wouldn’t fold a team for the second time would he?

Multiple sources are now reporting that new GMHL franchise ownership groups are actually being provided instructions on how to screw people out of money and not go to jail!  Ha Ha Ha just kidding.  No one would do something like that would they?

Ok, so all of you that just got screwed, you need to remember a few things…..

We warned you that you would get screwed.  That’s what the whole league is about.  Its only about money and they don’t give two shits about you.

We are warning you again, so that if you rethink playing in this living abortion of a hockey league, you are more likely to get screwed than not.  If you actually give a shit about your friends, you will warn them about this shit show too.

Ahhhhhh yes.  Who’s next?  Yes, there likely will be someone else going down, possibly as many as three more before the end of the year.  It sure is the holiday season!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.