The Death Pool – GMHL’s Toronto Attack Quietly Killed Off

If wouldn’t be a holiday if I couldn’t pee in someone’s cheerios today.  Who better than the almighty GMHL on this Memorial Day.

Everyone’s favorite punching bag, the “G” show has lost another franchise.  Can you believe it?  I know its shocking.  Can you believe it happened with no announcement or anything?  Nahhhhhh no sense in actually handling bad news, lets just wait for it to be discovered by David!  I know those guys love me.

So this story gets even better because the team was owned by Allan Donnan.  A guy who used to own a few other GMHL teams and two NOJHL teams.  This guy was some hot shit a few years ago.

Yeah, so it turns out there may be a few communities that some of these teams were in that are looking for some cash to turn up.  The town of Mattawa loaned this guy Fifty Grand to keep the team there a few years ago.

What happened to the five year agreement made to Iroquois Falls in 2015?  By my calendar its only 2017 and if my math is correct that’s only two years and the team is already moved?

Wait a minute…..

The fifty grand was provided by Mattawa.  The team from Mattawa leaves for Iroquois Falls after getting the money, makes a five year commitment to Iroquois Falls, then two years later moves to Hearst Ontario and is sold?

Nope nothin to see here folks.

I wonder just how many teams in the “G” show have survived these awesome business tactics?  Ohhhhhhh how about none of them!  Ha Ha Ha

How the hell does a city or town take tax payer money and lend it to a freakin hockey team anyway?  Seriously, how stupid are your government officials?

You know what though, the guy did have an award named after him in the “G”.  Yes indeed, the Al Donnan Award goes to the best goaltender each year in the “G”.  Any goals against average under 5.00 usually has you in the final running for this prestigious beauty.

If you look at the “G” awards and who they are named after it is a priceless list of hilarity.

Speaking of hilarity and gong show like material.  Lets all make sure to attend the “G” Show annual showcase where now some parents are reporting “fake scouts” wearing school jackets that were purchased on line.  Or how about identifying ACHA scouts improperly as NCAA scouts?

Now where did I find that website where I can buy a degree from Harvard?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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