The Death Pool – Kalkaska Rhinos Dead On The Sceen

Sometimes you know you can just sit, wait, watch and just know that karma is going to jump up and slap the shit out of someone!  Know what I mean.

Like the bully in high school who pushes some kid too hard and finds out the kid he is picking on is a black belt in Karate when he gets his ass kicked!  David and Goliath?  Karma, she sure is a bitch, and she knows just when to strike some times.

The Kalkaska Rhinos are dead.  Done.  Stick a fork in them.

Finally one of the biggest shit shows in the history of junior hockey is dead.  Parents can now sleep knowing that they wont have to worry about getting caught up in this joke of an operation next season.

So what happened?

Oh, well just what we have been saying would happen.  This joke of a team was playing with low rooster numbers.  And after players quitting and others getting hurt they couldn’t take the ice to play games this weekend.

So what does it say when year after year one team cant recruit a full roster?  Its says theres a serious problem people.  It says the organization is a freakin joke and stay away.

This team was so bad that they would list payers on the score sheet as being in the lineup for games when they were actually in another country.  Yep, imaginary players, playing in real games in order to make it look like it was actually a team.

I mean the whole no import limit is cool and all but this team was almost all import players because Americans were too smart to fall for the bullshit! Ha Ha HA

So whats next for the now extinct Rhinos?  Who the hell cares.  The hockey world is better off without this shit show.

Too bad some of these kids get screwed now.  Long trips home because they cant be added to other rosters on USA Hockey teams now that the import player deadline has passed.  And they cant be added to other non USAH teams because they wont meet the minimum amount of games required to play in the playoffs.

Is this the last team to fold this season?  I wouldn’t bet on it…..

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.