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The Death Pool – Palm Beach Hawks Are Dead More Casualties On The Way

Palm Beach.  Nice little spot for a vacation.  Go and get a tan, do a little fishing, wheel some girls, and maybe play a little hockey.  Nah, screw the hockey because what’s there is shit, and well it was so shitty its not even there any more.

For the last few years, oh about five or so, the Palm Beach Hawks have been an absolute shit show.  Calling themselves a junior hockey team should have been a criminal offense in Florida!

Seriously, from top to bottom this thing has been an absolute joke.  From shit owners to shit coaches one after another.  It has been like watching a freakin clown car at the circus.

Who in their right mind actually believes for one second that anyone, that is anyone who is serious about development, goes to Palm Beach to play hockey?  No one!  What have you parents and players been smoking?

Little hint for you moms and dads.  How many Tier I teams are there in Florida?  How many Tier II teams are their in Florida?  How many NCAA hockey programs are there in Florida?

There is only one answer to all three questions people!  The answer is ZERO!!!   So why is anyone going where there are ZERO higher level programs to watch you play on a regular basis?  Oh that’s right, I am sorry, I forgot, they are all going to watch you on the internet right?

Anyone who thinks any real scout is doing his scouting watching games on the internet, needs to pull their heads directly out of their asses and get to a psychiatric hospital immediately!

The Palm Beach Hawks are dead.  Thank God.  Now who is next?  I hear some other birds are on life support along with a bunch of the NA3 shit shows.  Stick around everyone, I think we got more coming tomorrow.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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