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The Death Pool – Politically Correct – For GMHL Fans And My Haters

Looks like I touched a little nerve yesterday with a few people and my story on the Niagara Whalers signing a player who was just charged with a sex crime.

So here’s the deal for those of you that took issue with the article, and decided to Twitter whine, and send little bitchy emails to me.  I would write the story again in a second and I should have made it longer and more detailed.

Like, how about the fact that the Whalers didn’t announce the big signing on their website, Facebook or Twitter.  Why wouldn’t they announce such a big acquisition?  Because they were trying to hide it!

That’s right, they knew they would get caught if they announced it.  So, try to hide it and hope no one finds out.  That’s what you got in your leadership for the Niagara Whalers and the GMHL.

You know who told us about it?  Someone inside the GMHL.

That’s right.  Someone inside the GMHL sent us the link to the roster and links to the local news stories covering the arrest.  So what does that mean?  Maybe someone else thinks it was a bullshit move by Niagara?  Maybe someone else thinks it was wrong to not inform parents that their children may be exposed to questions regarding this player and the charges?

Nahhhhhhh wouldn’t be any of that would there?

Of course not.  All some idiots want to say is how the kid is innocent until proven guilty.  Yeah, because the cops always charge people after a month or more investigation when they have no evidence!  Because the victim may be lying!  Right, yeah some scumbag emailed me that comment.

In case you cant read or comprehend English, we didn’t even use the players name  We skewered the team, not the kid.  Shit, the kid cant be blamed for wanting to play, but the team can be blamed for causing this story.

Cover ups always get busted.  And this was a cover up.

So for those of you that actually thought for one second I would be politically correct, and for those of you that would actually try to be critical of my writing yesterday, this is for you……


The kid was charged.  Parents of other children who could be exposed to this type of news have a right to know.  Parents and players who are paying to play, pay for full disclosure.

Oh, and the University the kid was playing at thought enough of the charges to dismiss him from the team.  You know cause that’s what real organizations do.

I hope you never have a family member or loved one who is sexually assaulted.  But if you do, based on your thoughts, I am sure they will understand when you sit on the accused side of the court room.  Cause they ae innocent until proven guilty.  Now kindly go +^*( yourself.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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