The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

I know you all love these court house reports.  Some of this stuff is unbelievable.  I might even have to break this one up into two stories.

So almost exactly a year ago some Police officers in New Hampshire decided to arrest a youth hockey coach for what looks like no reason.  Now the FBI is investigating the whole police department.

This all happened because someone made a call at a game that some parents were fighting.  The Coach, was the one standing in the middle to keep them from fighting and he got arrested!  But wait it gets better!

It was video recorded by someone there!  Then the guy recording the video was arrested and taken off a plane at Logan Airport in Boston because one of the Police Officers involved saw a news report with the video and “remembered” that this person “hit his hand”.

Turns out this is a fairly common practice with some Police in New Hampshire according to multiple attorneys and news agencies.  Scary stuff folks, be careful if you are in New Hampshire at a hockey game.

Then we got the story of the off duty New Jersey Police Officer who was charged with assaulting Linsey Lohan’s cousin Kevin Lohan a player from Boston College.

Prosecutors say 27-year-old Daniel Hunt, of Barrington, New Jersey, pleaded guilty Tuesday to assault and battery in the attack on Kevin Lohan at about 2:30 a.m. on Jan. 19. Lohan needed his jaw wired shut for three weeks.

The judge continued the case, meaning charges will be dismissed if Hunt remains alcohol and drug free, undergoes anger management, and pays Lohan about $2,600 in restitution.

Hunt is still an officer in Haddon Heights, New Jersey.  How this guy is still allowed to carry a gun and be an officer is amazing!

Then we got old Bradley Elliot.  Super scumbag up in Soldotna Alaska.  This super pedophile faces more than 60 years in prison.  But get this bullshit…..

The court is saying something like this; 62 years and 240 days in prison, with 42 years suspended and a $300,000 fine, with $240,000 suspended.  How does this piece of garbage get off with part of his sentence suspended?  The victims aren’t getting a suspended sentence.  They have a life sentence.  Another disaster in the courts.

Stick around we got more on the way…..

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.