The Death Pool – Shit Show Scale – Will These Teams Return From Break?

Merry freakin Christmas everyone!  Hell yeah, lets put a cap on this awesome year with a great round of speculation.

There are a bunch of teams out there hanging on by a thread.  Seriously.  To say some of these teams are on life support is an understatement.  They are embarrassingly bad, and lets hope they don’t come back to finish the season.

But hey, we all know some of these morons cant help themselves and will try to finish.  So, without any further delay, lets get this started…..

Lets hear it for the NA3HL.  Where do I begin.  The league has turned into a joke.  And the punch line begins with the College Station Spirit!  In a world full of shit shows, this one is one of the worst.  We give this team the top rating of

Ten healthy piles of shit.  Anyone supporting this team should be ashamed of themselves.

Then we have the Roc City Royals.  Classy organization here folks.  Royals?  Really? This is another ten ducer.

Next up we got the Rochester Ice Hawks.  This is the first of two shit birds on the list.  Oh how the once mighty team has fallen.  Guess that’s what happens when you don’t get to run the league you are in.  Have a nice day Doc.  Its a solid

How about those Long Beach Sharks!  Talk about stinking up a place.  This thing is a big steaming pile waiting to be flushed.

The Bozeman Ice Dogs?  Bozeman hasn’t been relevant to hockey in 15 years.  Someone do us a favor and put the dog down.

How about those Kalkaska Rhinos!  These guys are freaking awesome.  Regularly suiting up a whole ten players per game might be a sign that no one want to play for you Coach.  But hey, its only been this way since the team started.  Not that anyone would get the hint.

Lets not forget those super awesome Tri City Ice Hawks.  When it comes to shit shows, this one really is in a class of its own.  But hey, its all about the kids.

Did I miss anyone?   OHHHHHHH Damn.  Did you think I forgot about the boys up in the GMHL?  Hell no.  Lets just put it this way, if your in the “G” Show, you might as well…..

See ya real soon.  Happy holidays everyone.  Remember to keep sending in those tips.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.