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The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL Coaches Jumping Ship And Teams Already Struggling


I love the GMHL.  Seriously boys, I don’t know what I would do with my summers without the shittiest shit show on earth.  You boys are so much better than the Ringling Brothers that just folded up their tent that I cant thank you enough.

I mean at least with Ringling Brothers, they knew when to pack their shit in and call it a day.  You dumb shits just keep going.  Like you got hit in the head too many times to realize that you look like you have a pot hole on your head.

Priceless.  Really, thanks boys from the bottom of my toilet! Ha Ha Ha

So, it looks like the Ville Marie ass Pirates have already lost their head coach.  Yep, multiple reports have said he has just up and abandoned ship.  So much for that whole captain going down with his ship stuff eh boys?

Ya think it might have something to do with no one wanting to play in the G?  Or just a general understanding that if you do play in the G you are more likely to get a free case of beer from a sponsor than you are a college scholarship.

But seriously, the real damage comes with Ryan Wood leaving the New Tec Civics.  Yep, the best recruiter in the league who probably supplied half the league with players has finally jumped ship for a legitimate job if rumors are true.

Ohhhhhh shit, and don’t worry about newteccivics.ca  That whole website being down and not working thing is just an oversight I am sure.  

Yeah, boys, that real bad taste in your mouth this morning aint from some cheep coffee.  Someone just took a dump in your coffee cup and you didn’t want to open your eyes to see it.  Love me some of the G show baby.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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