The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL Shit Show Back On In Wiarton

Oh yeah.  When at first you cant shit, take some ex-lax and try shitting in the same spot all over again!

The Wiarton Schooners have been a GMHL disaster for the last two years.  Folding up shop two years in a row is not an indicator of success.  Its a pretty clear indicator that you have no freakin cue about what you are doing.

Then again, that has never stopped the GMHL before, so WTF, why not do it again.

The city of Wiarton though, what a bunch of freakin morons!  Who the hell is electing these absolute idiots working in decision making capacities for Wiarton?

You dummies are going to try this for a third time?  Isn’t screwing the city twice already enough for you?

Any players signing up for this team and for the “G” show deserve to be ripped off.  All you players and parents should know by now that this is a one way dead end street for hockey careers.

The new “G” slogan for 2018…”Where hockey careers go to die. Buy your burial plot today.”

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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