The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL Trying To Return To Wiarton

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You know, I would have to be the most imaginative and creative movie script writer in history to come up with story lines like the GMHL has!  Seriously, these boys are just amazing!

Whats more amazing is that the City of Wiarton is so god damn desperate to have another group to sell ice to that they will give the GMHL a go less than two months after the last GMHL team folded!  You cant make this shit up!  How stupid are these people?!?!?!?!

But hey, the new owners are local people so that should solve all the problems right?!  The new owners are a GMHL billet mom and dad!  They were “part time trainers” for the team that just folded!  No offense, because the mom and dad look like real nice people, but who the hell is thinking this is a recipe for success?

Seriously people, the mom is part time teacher.  Again, great that she is in the education field, but no info can be found on the husband for his business dealings and that don’t give too much credibility to the fact that they should be able to handle a $200,000 plus budget.

Another mysterious owner will have 10% ownership and be responsible for the money.  Ummmmmm yeah, ok, sure, lets have an un named partner with a minority share be in charge of the money!  Brilliant!  Excellent business plan.

Come to think of it I will be opening “Daves Bank” next week.  Just send your money in, and I will have my cousin Jimmy take care of it.  He will send you a receipt for sure.  No problem.  I will let you know when we get our first ATM machines too.  That first ATM will likely be in the Bahama’s and withdrawing money might be a little difficult or come with a fee.  Seriously, are people this stupid?

The Wiarton Schooners.  Ahhhhh yes, perhaps they plan on being ridden into town by the Pirates Ville-Marie?  After all Pirates ride boats don’t they?  Or is there another meaning in that?   NAhhhhhh never mind.

I am sure everything is going to be just great in Wiarton.  I mean after all, what could go wrong?  Its not like the team could fold or anything right?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.