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The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL’s Tillsonburg Hurricanes Being Sued

Ahhhhhh yes, and we are back on another Tuesday morning thanks to our good friends in the GMHL.  Now, many of you think I am being a smart ass when I say that, but I am pretty serious.

Think about it.  How could any one business operation be run so incompetently in so many locations to experience the same problems over and over again?  Its insane to think how many times the GMHL has history repeating itself!

I dare you to count how many cities have been screwed by the leagues owners over ten years.  Try to even find a number and I guarantee you end up being short.  Think how many expansion teams were announced and never got off the ground too!

Its like that groundhog game I used to play as a kid with all the groundhogs popping up and then you bash them in the head with a mallet!  These bastards just don’t die!  The GMHL will be the only thing to survive a nuclear war! Ha Ha Ha Well the GMHL and cockroaches, ummmmm yeah, draw what ever similarities you want. Ha Ha Ha

So, the Tillsonburg Hurricanes, suck.  They really suck on the ice.  Not only that but they get sued by people that pay them!  Yep, finally a parent sent us proof they are suing one of these shit shows!

I wonder how they teach GMHL team operations.  Maybe something like; “Make sure you get the check.  Cash the check.  Make sure it clears.  Then cut or trade the player.  The End.”

From the outside it looks that simple anyway.  There have literally been hundreds of stories of players and parents getting ripped off by these teams.  Now, finally one of them has come forward and sends us a copy of the suit.

The beauty of this though is that Tillsonburg is an expansion team!  A first year team has already figured out and begun screwing people out of thousands of dollars!  Now that’s a smart group of operators up there to follow the league business model so well.  I hope they win organization of the year!

Now, how many of you mommies and daddies are gonna let your kids go play for this shit show?  A bunch.

So damn desperate to play “junior hockey” you’re willing to allow yourself to be scammed into believing anyone gives two shits about the GMHL.  Please, please please tell me Santa Clause is real!

On a positive note though, if you sign a contract in Tillsonburg now for the 2017-2018 season, you get a free loaf of bread at the Tillsonburg bakery.  The bread may be moldy, and it may have fallen on the floor, but you do need this loaf of bread to make your very own shit sandwich.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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