The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL’s Wiarton Rock Fold Youre Gonna Love This Shit

GMHL, the herpe’s of hockey.  Don’t touch it, there aint no medication to fix that shit.  Just hope it goes away and no one knows you got caught with your stuff in it! Ha Ha Ha

Well when it comes to blowing shit up, the GMHL knows how to do it right.  I mean, its about the only thing they know how to do right anyway.  This gang of dream killers is like no other in history.

The Wiarton Rock.  Seriously probably the shittiest team in shit history.  From top to bottom this operation was set up to be a colossal failure.  From repeat owners and coaches who couldn’t do shit right the first time, to a completely non existent business plan.

But…….wait for it……wait for it…..There was a business plan!  Seriously you are going to love this shit.

The business plan was, take money from one “investor” over the summer.  Don’t tell anyone about that investor.  Then get another team to invest and hope the original investor doesn’t pitch a bitch about it!  Ha Ha Ha  Yeah, you know, kind of like the Bernie Madof business plan.

Well that is in between taking money from parents who were sucked in by the scam.  You know, that sparkling new team bullshit scam.  Oh yeah your kid is gonna be great in “junior” even though he has only played house league scam.  Or like “of course I love you” scam that is tried every Friday night by some scumbag with no real game.  Yeah, that thing you say just before you #%(! someone over.

But seriously folks, shit got interesting the other night when the cops were called on the owners at a game because they were acting like the shit show they were.  You know, like something that was long over due.

Ahhhhh yes, just before the holidays the once mighty GMHL who told everyone they would have 40 teams is now reduced to 22.  The once mighty GMHL who told everyone they could make money at “junior” hockey is being proven wrong over and over again.

Then again, there are probably a bunch of you reading this now that will line up next year to sign a GMHL contract.  Its ok though, that herpes outbreak wont get you, you will be just fine.

The only way this could get any better is if it happened in the middle of the GMHL showcase!  Ohhhhh shit, it did!!!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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