The Death Pool – Special Report – GMHL’s Wiarton Schooners Are Sunk

What can be said about Wiarton Ontario.  It is a graveyard for junior hockey teams.  Last year is was the Wiarton Rock, and this year its the Wiarton Schooners.

When you think of absolute shit shows, the “G” really is the shittiest of shitty shit shows.  Ha Ha HA  I have been waiting to use that phrase for a few weeks.  Ha Ha Ha

Seriously, what an embarrassment.  And you know its the league that should be embarrassed.

Selling a franchise that folded, to a couple that clearly aren’t wealthy and have no experience running a hockey team.  Its really just taking advantage of people who don’t know any better.

How these ass clowns who run this shit show stay out of jail is amazing.  How the hell can so many people, literally hundreds and maybe thousands over the years, get scammed and no one gets charged?

How many communities have to get screwed over?  How many sponsors are gonna fall for this bullshit?

For all you readers in Canada, if you hear of your community doing something with this group of donkey’s, and you don’t stop them, you are just as guilty as they are.  Its a god damn embarrassment that this keeps happening.

So lets hear it for the Wiarton Schooners.  This shit show was never going to float!  Ha Ha Ha  Get it?

All you dummies who gave your money to this deserve what you got.  Nothing.  You should have known better than to give this joke a dime.

But hey, you can always go to the next “G” first class organization cant you?

Stick around kids, we got another death notice on the way….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.