The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Loses One

An interesting piece of news coming out of Ontario today.  The GOJHL’s Caledonia Corvairs are done.  Now they are trying to publicly say they are only going to go dark for a year, but we all know the likelihood of teams returning from the grave.

Yeah, well its not too freakin likely.  Bag this one up boys, this bitch is a gonner.

Surprised?  Yeah we were surprised.  But apparently the General Manager wasn’t surprised at all.

I mean, when GM Brian Rizzetto says to the local press; “It’s tough when you want to win more than 14 players in the dressing room,” I am sure it was meant in the best way possible right?

Because getting player to play for a donkey that would publicly throw his team under the bus is always easy to do.

Just a clue Rizzetto, no one gives two shits about who wins Junior B championships.  The GOJHL is a great league, but the whole emphasis on winning Junior B championships is ridiculous.

But hey, at least now everyone knows what the GM really thinks and you can remember that for when they try to raise their lifeless corpse out of the grave next year.

Stick around everyone we got some great shit happening at Tier III.  More than two dozen reports of teams struggling with numbers already and its not even July!  Hell yeah this shit is about to get lit.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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