The Death Pool – Special Report – Hey GMHL 8 Skaters and 3 Goalies Not A Team

Happy Tuesday kids.  We got us a great little story out of everyone’s favorite ummmm “league” up there in Ontario.  You know the one where everyone with a check book and a pulse can play!  The GMHL!

A picture says a thousand words they say, so how about this;

gmhlSo what does that picture tell you about the Bobcaygeon Storm?  Ummmmm well it tells me that this is one joke of an organization if they put these kids on the ice and risk their safety.  It also tells me that the league isn’t enforcing its own rules.

Yep, see someone told us here at TJHN that the league requires 10 skaters and 2 goalies to play a game.  But since these morons don’t have enough skaters they were allowed to add an extra goalie or two just to make the bench look like they had some players.

That’s some serious quality control management there kids.

News flash for those kids on the team and parents dumb enough to pay the bill……you’re not getting scouted!  You’re not going anywhere by playing for an organization like this!

It gets better though…..This same ownership group also owns two other teams in the league!  Between the three teams, Coldwater, Haliburton and Bobcaygeon, they have a combined record of 4 wins and 17 losses.  Now that’s some high quality hockey there kids.

Keep up the good work GMHL and all the owners who put up with this crap.  Its stuff like this that makes it easy for no one to take you seriously!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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