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The Death Pool – Special Report – RMJHL’s Aspen Leafs Used As Kindling For Campfire

Yep, its just around the corner.  Fall is coming.  But before it does, we are gonna get a few more camping trips in.

Ooooohhhhhhh shit.  Yeah, sorry bout that.  Didn’t mean to use your team as kindling for my campfire, but these things happen.

I know, its shocking isn’t it?  Pick your jaws up off the ground from the horror of it.  To think that one of the shittiest teams in one of the shittiest leagues in North America folded must leave everyone just stunned!

Come one people.  The RMJHL’s Aspen Leafs were just another bad Tier III hockey team.  When teams are made up from players that are cut from Midget AAA programs and other Tier III teams, you simply have a joke of a league.

Not even the “sanctioning of USA Hockey” has been able to glue this embarrassment together for a full season.  Not even the hiring of a Hockey Hall Of Fame players son running the team could get the RMJHL to a full six team membership for the first time.

Other than the major problem of no more Tier III teams being needed in the United States, the Leafs suffered from simply not recruiting.  You know, like getting out and working?  Yeah that kind of thing.

So yeah, the RMJHL is once again down to five teams for the 2017-2018 season.  How many years in a row is this?  Ohhhhh shit, yeah, like three years in a row, for every year they have existed?

Ohhhhh and how many teams does it take every other league to get the blessing of USA Hockey?  A minimum of six?  Interesting.  You got to wonder why the RMJHL keeps getting a pass on the rules don’t you?

On a positive note, the RMJHL is said to be having a hot chocolate fundraiser on the ski slopes of Aspen.  All money raised will be used to resurrect the Aspen Leafs team for 2018.  Unfortunately, no one knows who is in charge of actually providing the hot chocolate, or where it will actually take place.

RMJHL officials are already anticipating the fundraiser will fail due to poor attendance.  Kind of like an RMJHL tryout camp?

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*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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