You know when you are dealing with amateurs? When you watch someone who says they are trained in life saving completely not know how to do simple life saving techniques.
Would you leave your kids at a beach with a life guard you knew had zero experience in guarding kids on his own? Yeah I didn’t think so. Just because you read a book and took some classes doesn’t mean you know shit about saving a life. You know, with life guards, rookie ones or ones with very little experience, they are almost always required to complete on the job training with experienced veterans.
But in hockey, you get what you get. In experienced leadership and dumbass people that put out statements like….. “Keep Calm And Game On” when they are folding a team! Seriously, who the hell is in charge of this shit show called the Rocky Mountain Junior Hockey League?
You must have some eight year old standing behind a curtain and pulling leavers on this joke. No mention of the Breckenridge Bears having their season pushed back, and now no mention of the Bears disappearing from the schedule all together!
Nothing to see here, move along. Please don’t touch the dead bodies.
Don’t address the Head Coach quitting because he wasn’t getting paid. Don’t address the grand total of seven players they had on their protected list. Don’t address the fact that your “league” is down to five teams.
This isn’t some tree falling in the woods boys. This is a team and league sanctioned by USA Hockey. This is a team and a league that touts itself as being professionaly operated. This is a team and a league right in the back yard of USA Hockey and nothing is said?
On a positive note a new organization called the “Denver 420’s” are said to be putting in an application for membership in the future. That’s if they can put down their bag of Doritos and get off the couch. One potential “420’s” Owner was quoted as saying, “If we could get into the league man, it would really be Rocky Mountain High baby!”
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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