The Death Pool – Special Report – WSHL, CPJHL, USPHL and EHLP Have Teams Go Dark

Ahhhhhhh yes.  The start of the season.  No matter how much you want to sometimes, you just cant push it off any longer.

Yep, time to see where the bodies are buried.  There just aint enough bullshit cover stories to fix things any more.  When you are supposed to play in a few days and you cant put two lines together in some cases, its time to just admit you shit the bed.

So lets hear if for the CPJHL’s  Bracebridge Pioneers.  The Pioneers must have forgotten that you actually have to go out and recruit in order to put a team on the ice.  Yes, just one of those pesky little details.

Then we got the USPHL’s Lake Erie Bighorns.  Yes, basically a team that left the CPJHL this year for the USPHL is experiencing the same shit recruiting results it had in that past.  Clearly not a problem with the league boys.  You just have no clue what you are doing.  Better luck next time.

Then we for the EHL Premier Leigh High Valley team.  Yeah well to say this was a recruiting disaster is an understatement.  Maybe next time you go and actually have more than one person doing your recruiting for two teams?  I know, its a novel idea.

Last but not least we got the WSHL’s Tahoe Icemen.  Due to building issues, you know like an ice plant that keeps failing, the Icemen wont be playing this year.  Actually not the teams fault, and they were granted dormancy because they just can count on ice being in the building.

So who’s next?

Ahhhhhhhh yes.  We got about six on life support we are waiting to fold in the next 3 to 5 days, then another dozen that might start but wont finish.  Stick around for all the gruesome details.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.