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The Death Pool – The GMHL Has Hit The Panic Button And All Hell Is Breaking Loose

Oh hell yeah kids!  Nothing better to start a Monday morning than too read emails from multiple sources all reporting the same things.  What happens when a new league forms after leaving an old one?  Well the old league pretty much just pisses itself!  Ha Ha Ha

I am hearing so much about the GMHL’s management and its teams that its really hard to believe these clowns have been able to stay in business this long.

So now the GMHL is so scared of the new start up CPJHL that they are calling the CPJHL arenas and trying to steal their leases!  They are making up fake twitter accounts!  You know, basically anything you would expect a group of douchebags to do.

A pretty smart hockey guy told me, “Bad operators are always worried about what the competition is doing.  Good operators don’t care what the competition is doing.”

What’s awesome about this is the CPJHL actually got their AAU sanctioning from what we are hearing.  Yep, a governing body.  Can you imagine some real structure.  You know like teams not signing six goalies, or you know like teams not being able to play games with ummmmm eight players.  Yeah, that kind of thing.

When I was emailed the link to this video I almost threw up in my mouth.  Its no wonder referee’s beat players up in the league when you see video like this and hear what is said.

Want an example of just how stupid these people are?  I thought you might…..

That’s right kids, someone in the GMHL just said that some teams could compete in the OHL!!!!  Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?!?!

These teams would struggle with a legitimate Midget AAA team!  If this is the kind of bullshit they are selling to kids when recruiting, then they must be recruiting in the most uneducated markets in the world.  Seriously kids, if you go to the GMHL and you think for one second you’re going somewhere, someone has lied to you.

But hey, it looks like the turf war is on full blast in Ontario.  Great stuff and it should keep me pretty damn busy this summer.  I cant wait to see who survives this battle royal!

Speaking of battles, we may have one brewing in the US soon.  But more on that later.  So, for now everyone sit back, relax, and enjoy what is surely going to be an entertaining summer.  Can someone pass me the popcorn?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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