The Death Pool – The RMJHL Disaster Is Finally Dead

Its Monday morning, and that means its time for me to piss in some people’s bowls of cheerios.  Ha Ha Ha

The Rocky Mountain Junior Hockey League.  What can I say about this shit show that hasn’t already been said?

We have been all over this embarrassment of a league from the very beginning.  A league formed for no other reason than to try to fight off the expansion of the Western States Hockey League and AAU hockey.

When you start a business with the foundation of that business being that you are trying to hurt someone else’s business, you are not putting yourself in a position to have success.  And when that business is started with people who have no experience in Tier III junior hockey you are pretty much just screwed.

This league was built on players who got cut from AAA teams in Colorado.  Seriously.  That was the core of the league.  Yeah, just a clue you donkeys, junior hockey in theory is supposed to be a higher level than AAA hockey.

See the people running the show though, didn’t want to take talent away from the AAA teams they operated.  Yep, just a little conflict of interest there.  But they were right to do it because they knew that real Major Junior, USHL and Tier II prospects play AAA and not Tier III.

So yeah, this grand scheme to keep the WSHL from expanding worked wonders until today.  Because today, two of the RMJHL teams who have established themselves in their markets are now joining the WSHL!!!!!

Great job guys.  Not only do you shit the bed with your league and its whole foundation, but you develop two markets for your competition!  Now that’s just freakin priceless!

I wonder who was the day dreamer behind the who RMJHL idea anyway?

We need three body bags in Colorado folks.  Hazmat suits for this cleanup.  A clean up that was all too predictable.

Stick around moms and dads we got a lot more teams going under.  That’s right, its not even May yet and teams are already in panic mode.  But hey, expansion franchises are now on sale!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.