The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Butte Cobras Killed

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Ummmmmmm yeah, so I spoke to a lot of people out in Montana this week.  I even spoke to a couple of people who are deep into Herpetology. (snake experts)  Not a single one of those experts ever saw a freakin Cobra in Montana.

Who is the freakin moron who named a team after a snake that isn’t even indigenous to the United States?  Seriously how stupid are you?

Ohhhhh shit, yeah, so anyway, its pretty damn clear now that no one will be seeing any “Cobras” in Butte Montana this year!

This snake parade finally got killed off.  Yeah, all the rumors of a grand total of four players on the team were just getting a little too loud for people to ignore.

Hmmmmmm wait a minute?  What about this illustrious path to the NAHL through the NA3HL?  Ohhhhhh yeah, we got a lot on that coming up.

I wonder.  Do you think any more NA3HL teams are going to fold?  You know, like the other teams with a dozen or less players?  Or the one team that has six total players?  Yeah, this is an awesome time of year.

But hey, there is a silver lining.  Butte Montana is wide open expansion territory for next season.  All you dummies looking for a pay to play team get your check books ready!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.