The Death Pool – WSHL’s Vegas Storm Lost In Area 51

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Crazy things happen in Las Vegas.  Most of the time we don’t hear about it.  You know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and all that shit.

You know though, Nevada has a long standing history with UFO’s.  They got several locations throughout the state that have been hot beds for UFO sightings for decades.  Apparently, that extra terrestrial history is continuing.

The WSHL’s Las Vegas Storm have gone missing.  Last seen out in the desert searching for other teams that have been picked up by UFO’s, the Storm have vanished.

Ok, on a serious note, the Las Vegas Storm pulled the plug.  They looked at their roster and said they were done.

Low roster numbers were partly by choice for this team.  They took a hands off approach to midget aged players in order to help the now growing youth hockey organization.

No one gets screwed by these guys going dark.  All the players got placed on other teams over the weekend.  The arena didn’t get screwed out of money since it is owned by the team owners.

The rest of the WSHL gets a little pissed having to fix the schedule again, but they wont be the only league fixing schedules.  The epidemic of low roster numbers continues and its not getting fixed.

Look for a update tomorrow on the teams on life support.  Ohhhh yeah, we got us a few super success stories already.

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*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.