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The Death Pool – Some Bad Teams Wont Be Invited Back Next Year

Happy Monday kids.  Don’t ya just love fall?  The leaves are all in color, and snow is starting to fall at night.  You just got love it when it really gets to be hockey season.

Ya know, fall is the season of change.  Leaves dying on the ground and hunters taking to the woods.  Yep, its survival time, and time to eat the weak!

Speaking of eating the weak! Ha Ha Ha  Yeah I know you all saw the Segway there….

Anyway, looks like some leagues are pulling their heads out of their collective asses these days.  I know it sounds crazy like some of these morons even know their heads are actually up their ass would take time to explain to them.

But seriously, some of the Tier III leagues are actually taking steps to make sure some of the non competitive teams wont be allowed back next year!  Can you say IT’S ABOUT TIME?!?!?!

I mean really people, if you aren’t tired of watching ridiculous blowout of these teams there is something wrong with you.  Do you really enjoy watching teams get beat by double digit scores? Or do you really think any scout wants to go watch a good team beat the crap out of a bad team?  If you do then maybe you should be running a league because your just about as smart as the other morons who have been letting it happen.

And if you have a kids who is racking up a ton of points against these crappy teams, hate to burst your bubble, but scouts are throwing those games and the stats out when they look at your kid.  Yep, they actually do the work and not just read the box scores.  If your kid cant score against good teams, scoring against bad teams isn’t going to make him look any better.

But seriously, it looks like a few leagues are actually taking steps to make sure some of these ridiculous teams wont be able to come back.  It sure sounds good to those of us that actually give a damn.

But you know whats going to happen?  These same leagues, or other idiots running other leagues are going to expand again.  Yep, cant pass up those expansion fee’s can we boys?  Got to keep that money rolling in.

So you may get rid of a few crappy organizations, but you will receive the benefit of having some newer crappy organizations to replace them.  Now that sounds like a recipe for success doesn’t it?

Yeah, so speaking of change, looks like the winds of change may be lowing for the NAHL next year.  Pretty strong rumors around that at least one dead market will be out of the league too.  I’ll let you guys guess at which one by looking at attendance numbers.  I might have more on that in the next week or so.

Anyway, hope you guys have a great Monday, I am going to go hang out at the hospital to see I cant keep busy today.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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