Hey moms and dads, have you checked your student athletes social media lately? No? Ohhhhhh ok, well that could be one of the reasons your dumb ass kid isn’t getting any love from scouts!
See, I was working on an assignment having to do with scouting, looking at particular groups of players, doing comparisons on several things concerning similar players, and boom I find a whole new story! Ohhhhhh yeah, and I want to say thanks to a few smart scouts who pointed some things out to me too.
So all you people read these Death Pool articles, and get a laugh out of some of the things I write, and I appreciate it. But you know, some of you players really need to start paying attention. Seriously, I know who some of you players are from your emails, and messages, and some of you are just stupid!
What idiot, who says he wants to some day play college hockey puts something on Twitter or Facebook like this?
“Think Ima sho up to supper with a neck tattoo yo”
or
“Thanks bae but I like to hit it an quit it”
or
“blunt+beer+babe+beach=perfect day”
Hmmmmmm, you think any coaches are gonna get a laugh out of shit like that? You think you are rising up the prospect ladder being a pot head?
Or maybe you should continue to post pictures of yourself and your other under age friends drinking! That one is awesome, and you dummies keep doing it.
Yep, you are really going places boys. Real athletes and role models that every team and school would be proud to have you represent them. And guess what mom and dad, if you aren’t on top of this, you can kiss that opportunity goodbye.
Now, how funny was this today?
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
