You know, we don’t do a whole lot of stuff for any holiday here at TJHN. Usually because we don’t want to offend anyone! Ha Ha Ha Yeah ok, we wouldn’t want to offend anyone!!! Hilarious. I kill myself sometimes.
So anyway, on this American Thanksgiving, I thought I would share a list of things I am thankful for with all of you. Like anyone cares. So here you go.
I am thankful for;
Pay to Play Franchise Owners who line up to buy every year making my job easier
Parents who are dumb enough to continue to fund those colossal failures in Pay to Play expansion
Pay to Play Leagues who just cant control themselves from expanding because they truly embrace their own greed and don’t try to hide it
You readers and tipsters who help me get the news out
You team and league officials who tell everyone publicly that you hate me but you cant quit reading
I am thankful for my Macro Economics Tutor who is a total smoke show
I am even more thankful for my parents who continue to pay for my education when I clearly don’t deserve it
Finally, I am so very thankful for the GMHL. They are the gift that keeps on giving. Like a bad case of herpes, just when you think they are gone, there is another outbreak. There aint enough ointment in Canada to make that shit go away!
Seriously, thanks to everyone. This is one hell of a fun job and you all make it possible. But really what the hell would we all do without the GMHL! Ha Ha Ha What a bunch of donkey’s!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
