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The Death Pool – Two More Shot In The Head

Yeah so, a lot of people were talking shit and saying no more teams would fold up their tent this year.  Talk is cheap bitches!

Lets hear a big round of applause for the Provincial Junior Hockey League teams in Burford and Little Britain.

That’s right.  Two teams in what is arguably the strongest junior C league in Canada are toast.  Done.  Stick a fork in them.

For those that don’t know, Junior C is a lot like Junior B in Canada when it comes to deep pocketed owners.  Tossing money around like its freakin lettuce.

Two teams that cant put enough players on the ice for playoffs!  Whats that tell you about the state of hockey?  It tells me that Hockey Canada needs to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that their stupid rule keeping players out of sanctioned hockey who play in the GMHL, USPHL and WSHL is doing nothing but hurting their own “sanctioned” teams.

So hows that sanctioning working out for you dummies?  Pretty proud of that shit are ya?

Maybe its time for Canada and the United States to realize that without import players, lower level junior hockey in North America is screwed.  SCREWED!

If you cant figure that out, you are probably an official in one of the super awesome governing bodies that likes to screw its members and keep them from operating a legitimate business.

Two teams folks.  That gets us to 39 freakin teams that folded up shop this year!  Think about that shit for a second.  39 teams!

Someone want to tell me why expanding junior hockey in 2018 is a good idea now?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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