The donkification of all levels of hockey wouldn’t be complete without a father son tag team on a referee to report on!
We love it when we can actually begin to trace stupidity and possibly link it genetically. Everyone remember when we reported on Cole Crane and his big bad ass daddy Trevor Crane for assaulting a referee in a Midget AA game?
Yeah you read that right, a freakin Midget AA game. Not some important junior game, or a high level AAA game, but a AA game. A game that means nothing and one that no one would usually remember if not for a pesky video that was taken of the player punching the referee in the face when he was being tossed from a game.
Then, leading by good example the dad gets involved. You know, cause its the right thing to do and all. Roughing up a zebra is such good etiquette.
So anyway, this father son donkey team both get charged with assault. The kid pleads guilty, and now daddy might be getting off the hook.
The good news? Well, I am glad you asked.
The good news is that the kid has been offered his very own “G” Show franchise. Yep, his dad is reportedly in the running for the head coach and GM position. The team name? Rumored names in the running are “Neanderthals”, “Ass Clowns” and the ever popular “Swamp Donkeys”.
Its said the organization will offer milk and cookies along with anger management classes for all of its players. Recruiting began immediately following the guilty plea as everyone else in court that day that was charged with assault has been signed to new contracts.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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