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The Death Pool – A Special Place In Hell For Sexual Criminals

Yeah, you know sometimes, some people email and complain that I might cuss too much, or that I might offend some of the younger kids that read this rag.  Sorry about that.  Yeah well not really, I could give a shit if anyone is offended.

So anyway, For years I haven’t made it a secret that I think all the little sexual deviant shits that are involved in hockey, and other sports, should be locked up for a long time.

Maybe its because I have a little sister.  Maybe its because I have a mom and a grandmother.  Or maybe its because I just respect women in general that these scumbags make me sick!

Seriously, you little assholes are what make a lot of other players look bad.  Yeah, its all fun and games right?  Just livin the dream?  Drinkin beers with the boys, and bangin young girls.  Yeah, even when they say no huh?

So I was so god damn offended when I read this article yesterday that I have to share it with all of you.  Because if this isn’t the most screwed up thing you have ever read about junior hockey players, you need to pull your head out of the sand! 88 Days For Sexual Assault

Tell me that shit isn’t disgusting!  How screwed up is the Canadian Justice System that these shits get away with this?  Sentencing postponed because of a freakin internship?  Is this fiction?  Who the hell are these people?

When the judge says “I played extremely high-end hockey and I know the mob mentality that can exist in that atmosphere.”  You know we got a problem that is systemic in our sport.

So what are parents going to do about it?  Yeah, that’s my punch line this week.  What are you mommies and daddies going to do to start raising men and not shit heads that treat women this way?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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