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The Death Pool – How Many Teams Will Fold At Christmas Break?

Oh hell yeah kids, its a beautiful Monday morning and the holidays are just over two weeks away.  I am definitely feeling that holiday giving spirt.  Yeah, like I feel like giving about a half dozen teams or so a trip to the freakin guillotine!

So there are lots of tipsters out there reporting that multiple teams may not be returning from the holiday break.  That’s right kids, some players and parents have had enough and they aren’t going to return to the shit show operations they have been with.

Can you believe that people would actually decide to take matters into their own hands for a change?  I know, it sounds crazy right!  Well I say its about time.

We aren’t talking about one or two teams here either kids.  We have information on as many as a half dozen teams may not be coming back after the holidays.  It isn’t too hard to figure out who these teams are if you look hard enough.

See here’s the thing, good operators always have a full roster.  Sure, some teams with good operators have down years as far as winning goes, but they always have a full roster and competitive team.  But ummmmm yeah, if you don’t have a full roster, and you don’t win, and you don’t develop players, and you don’t deliver what you promise, you fall into that bad operator class.

So kids, when you look around your dressing room and there are a bunch of empty stalls, and your winning record sucks, you might just want to see who is really coming back after the break or not.  Wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense spending more money to return and find yourself sitting alone in the room after the new year!  Though that would be pretty damn funny if someone took a selfie of it!

Don’t forget to do your holiday shopping at our new Death Pool store.  T-shirts, hoodies and other swag.  Trying to secure funeral services for the store too, and were are working on some custom body bags you can order for your team.  Can you imagine a team owner opening his special delivery to find a body bag with the team logo on it?  Ha Ha Ha  Now that would be awesome!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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