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The Death Pool – Its Not Junior Hockey When…….

Its March everyone!  Spring is in the freakin air I tell ya.  The snow is melting, and underneath that snow bodies are starting to be exposed! Ha Ha Ha

Oh hell yeah.  You all know when the snow melts you always find a bunch of garbage and trash laying around.  In junior hockey when that snow starts to melt and the season starts to end, players and parents lose their loyalty to team secrets pretty quickly and we love that shit!

So, without further adieu…..

Its not junior hockey when the Rochester Ice Hawks have used 89 players this year and still have 2 games remaining in the season!  89 Players!!!!!  WTF is going on with this shit show?

Its not junior hockey when the Binghamton Senators beat the Roc City Royals by a score of 17 to 0.  That’s right 17 to freakin 0.  The Roc City Royals had a total of 11 skaters for the game! They were out shot by 113 to 5.  That’s right, 113 to 5!  Really?  And this is the model of development?

Its not junior hockey when the coach has to leave town after the season ending party because he gets caught banging the owners wife.  That owner is said to still be following the tire tracks leading away from the scene of the crime!  Ha Ha Ha

Its not junior hockey when you are getting ready to leave on a road trip to find out that the team bus has been repossessed and isn’t really in for repairs.

Its not junior hockey when a record of 8 wins and 36 losses gets you into the playoffs Evansville Junior Thunderbolts.  That’s just embarrassing on so many levels I don’t think anyone could explain it.

Its not junior hockey when you pay 12 grand tuition, five hundred a month for billet, and you have to buy your own meals on the road the last month of the year while traveling on a school bus!  Seriously, a school bus when you are paying 12 grand?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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