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The Death Pool – Its Not Junior Hockey With These NA3HL Teams

Some times you just got to shake your head.  You know, when team rules are handed out, and there are certain places you are told you just have to avoid during the season.  There are certain things you are told not to do.  Like the banned substances list hanging in many rooms.

So, lets add these NA3HL teams to the “banned substances” list.  Because anyone playing on these teams or going to these teams has pretty much ended their careers.

The Wilmar WarHawks.  Bad is just simply bad.  This team is really just a bunch of midget players trying to play junior hockey.  And when I say midget players, I don’t mean AAA players either.  Just bad hockey.

The Butte Cobras.  Coaching changes haven’t helped huh?  Ummmmm yeah, maybe its because you are trying to get midget aged players to believe that playing on this joke of a team will get them to the NAHL?  I wonder when the last player from the Cobras made an NAHL team was?

Niagara Falls PowerHawks.  PowerHawks?  WTF is a PowerHawk anyway?  Who came up with this dumbass name?  There sure isn’t any power in this program.  Giving up almost ten goals a game isn’t a strategy that’s going to get you too far.

College Station Spirit.  When history repeats itself, its not always a good thing.  This team has been bad since bad was used as a word.  With a perfect 0-22 record, they are behind last years pace finishing 2-45!!!

Then of course we have the worst organization in junior hockey…..

The Evansville Jr. thunderbolts.  With a perfect 0-19 record, they have a goal differential of minus 200.  That’s right, in 19 games they have lost by an average of more than 10 goals per game.  How the hell do you put together a team this bad from top to bottom year after year?

These five teams are probably the worst five Tier III teams in North America.  So how does this happen to this super awesome league?  I mean if the league is so awesome, everyone should want to go play there right?  I mean with all those great call ups happening…….

Yep, nothing says “leadership” like a league that doesn’t give two shits about quality control and wont kill off teams that bring the few good operators down.  Yes.  This is the example we want to set for young men.  (that’s my new sarcasm font) Keep up the good work boys, I am sure all those scouts are watching! Ha Ha Ha

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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